Escape From Spooky Hospital

Yesterday, Plague Doctor entered our hospital room, with a large bag of fritos in hand. Somehow, his bird mask seemed very sad. I decided to ask why.

"What's wrong, Mr. Plague Doctor Sir?"
"This funky ass bird jam isn't all what it's crackered up to be, boxer. You are the funkiest dancer down off split street, and I can't even let you fly up to watch the babble nest with the lizards! But you've earned it, Funky Franky! Tonight, we will know why the singing bird will no longer need to be caged! You fly free, sassy boxer!"

 And so Plague Doctor did a triple flip out into the hallway, popping his cane out of his coat, and began to escort us through the halls of his hospital. I thought this was all good, because it was HIS hospital, right? But suddenly, some Oathbreakerz stopped us at an elevator. The Plague Doctor squawked at them.

"Aaaaawk! The boxers are with me, sticky pigeons! Step to the sides, and let us float on up the spice rack!"

But instead of letting us float up the spice rack, the Oathbreakerz pulled off their masks, and a swarm of lightning woodpeckers flew out of their mouths! Plague Doctor spun his cane around and then a cloud of snakes slithered out from the tip of it, and gobbled up the birds! Yes, a CLOUD of snakes! It was amazing! The snakes ate up ALL the birds, and then evaporated! So we decided that it would be more dramatic to go up the stairs, and ran past the elevator after all! Plague Doctor tossed us some miniature canes and shrieked, pointing towards the staircase.

"Aaaak! To the roof, my funky boxers! Show these birds which way Tuesday tastes, and make them feel the spice, real slow!"

A swarm of Oathbreakerz ran towards us, and Plague Doctor pole vaulted over them with his cane, shooting out snake rays as he flew over, in slow motion, and each snake met it's mark perfectly. Their fangs sunk in to individual Oathbreakerz, who then evaporated in agony. We ran to the stairs, and there were even more Oathbreakerz, so we started doing flips, and wall jumping, knocking them over the head with our canes! An Oathbreaker captain, with a falcon on his shoulder, charged into the stairwell and began to beat us with falcon feathers, but we shot fire out of our canes, and burned both of them to a crisp. Out of their corpses burst woodpeckers, and they began to peck at our canes, so we chopped them with our battle axes, that Plague Doctor summoned from his cane, and they were made from snakes! We chopped up those woodpeckers good, and then out of the woodpeckers, came pelicans, which we had to rip wires out of the walls, and we electrified them! But their bills were carrying fish, which he had to crush with our bare feet!

It was truly an epic battle, but it wasn't over yet! Because ahead of us, were 15 more hallways, 15 more staircases, and 15 more captains!

I think I'm about to lose wi-fi, so I will continue my tale later!