Hey. Name's Frank. Just got a new job at this storage warehouse. Night guard. My boss says that I gotta keep a blog during my time here. Pretty weird, but I don't mind. The pay is sweet, and it will make the night a little less boring. I've worked security at a lot of places. A lot of boring places, mostly. And a huge building full of a bunch of boxes filled with garbage? Will there be anything interesting to blog about? Nah. This is going to be the most boring one yet.
Uh. I don't know if that will be enough to keep boss satisfied. So a little bit about me? I like fritos, call of duty, and women. Single, by the way, but I ain't got time for that anyway.
Hope someone out there enjoys reading my adventures in protecting worthless boxes, because they start tonight. Yipee!
What kind of job makes it mandatory to keep a blog?
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