Captured

They were on to our plan the entire time. Once the delivery guy handed over the box containing us, an Oathbreaker taped it securely shut. We woke up in a hospital room, locked from...the outside, SOMEHOW.

The Oathbreakerz provided us with a way out though. They said that I could duel their boss. My Boss said that we should just wait for HIS boss to show up, or one of his proxles. Whatever a proxle is. I didn't want to miss the end of the world, so I went with the duel.

The Oathbreakerz escorted me through a hidden hallway near the back of the hospital, and into...a club? I think that's the best way to describe it. There were crazy lights and music playing, lots of Oathbreakerz and birds, dancing around and drinking. On the opposite side of the room was a throne, with a man that I came to find out was The Plague Doctor. He had a long bird mask, and a black fuzzy pimp coat and hat, with a cane to match. Plague Doctor was talking to a really big bird on his shoulder, and then they saw me. The Plague Doctor shrieked.

"Aaaak! You bring this funky boxer to my rodeo ring, and set him loose upon the floor? I bet he can't even throw a beat up and down with those monkey hatchets!"
"Mr. Plague Doctor, I can throw a beat wherever I want, I will have you know!"
"Aaak! This crazy boxer has got some funky sass in his juice! But you smashed up into my palace, wanting to drop a dragon rock down on my boys! I won't let you run off with the crickets after that, boxer! So show me what you can do, and drop the house onto the hippopotamus stew!"
"What?"
"LET'S DAAANCE!"

I tried to turn on my flashlight so I could bust out of there, but it didn't work. A light didn't even come on. The Plague Doctor laughed.
"Haaak! You think you can switch your blade on the funky pelican? This is a palace of BRICK! Your boxer tricks will have no use here. So again I say, drop the wallaby and let the spices flow!"
"What?"
"LET'S DAAANCE!"

And so we danced the night away. Did I ever mention that I was an aspiring dancer, at one point? The entire club thought it was crazy, watching me match Plague Doctor on the floor, and Plague Doctor himself was surprised. We danced until the sun was coming up, and he shrieked at me.
"Aaak! I feel I have met an equal lamp post in the game of spice drop. You are truly a foe as formidable as the walrus slicer of 72!"
The large bird that was on his shoulder glared at him from the throne, and the Plague Doctor hung his head, before turning back to me.
"But I'm afraid I can't let you go, Frankie! Back to the hog pen with you!'

And so I'm back in the hospital room. Plague Doctor didn't seem too happy about putting me back here. I think he was trying to impress that bird. So now, we've got to come up with a new plan to get out of here. Or maybe Boss's boss will show up.

Plague Doctor was nice enough to give me a laptop as a prize for doing so well, though. That's how I'm blogging. I wish he gave me fritos though, I'm starving...