Monday, December 24, 2012

Hospital Escape, Episode 2!

I've got stable wi-fi for now, so on with my tale!

I will spare you the details of the remaining 15 battles that made up the War To Get To The Roof, as you can go back and read the last few paragraphs of my last post, while changing a few words here and there, and get the general idea of it all.

So us five funky boxers, led by Plague Doctor, made it to the roof of the hospital. Plague Doctor turned towards us.
"Aaaak! Funky boxers! I've called a crew to pump up around down and save you! We must hold off against the bird bash!"
"Hold off against what?"

And then suddenly the Convocation began to tear up through the roof, beneath our feet. Woodpeckers, pigeons, pelicans, falcons, hawks, macaws, and birds of all sort were rising into the sky above us. They directed their birdy gaze at one person. Me. Plague Doctor wouldn't allow this, however.

"Aaaawk! Pick on a rabbit your own twist, and drop down the ratch hammer some penguins down to the bottle factory! Don't be a mouse in a field of crowns!"
"What?"
"LET'S DAAAAANCE!"

And so Plague Doctor launched himself into the air with his cane, and spun it around, firing out bullet after bullet of pure snake at the birds. It was almost as if the air became solid beneath his feet, as he continued to do triple flips and bounce around, slicing down Convocation left and right! Plague Doctor had the attention of all of them. But where was our rescue?

Suddenly, a pair of feathery arms wrapped around me, and I was lifted into the air. But this wasn't a member of the Convocation, for he had a calming presence. I looked up, and was greeted by someone that seemed to be either a human or a bird, and if he was a bird, he was an ambiguous species of bird.
"Mr. Bird Sir, stop it! You've got to save the others!"

And so Mr. Bird Sir turned around and we flew towards the burning hospital. It must have been burning from the sheer power of Plague Doctor's blows against the birds. Or the lightning. Probably both. A valley of dead bird corpses rested on the roof of the hospital, but even more birds surrounded Plague Doctor, who was dancing in the sky, while also shooting snake bullets out of his cane. As we approached the building, Mr. Bird Sir started slowing down, because we noticed the Convocation was starting to glow blue. All of the birds exploded into a giant explosion of lightning, and I could see Plague Doctor look at me, a single tear rolling off of his beak, before the lightning vaporized the entire hospital.

It hurts to think about Plague Doctor's sacrifice. Also Boss, and the other poor workers who perished. But I like to think they are fighting birds in a better place.

I'll update about my current position later.

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